Post by GLOBALIST Post by firstname.lastname@example.org
Folks, the Lawrence of Akutagawa keeps close tabs on the Globy
of Dumb and for that the Froup is greatful. Larry recently reported
that the Globy was at it again (sorta like Alice of Noel Coward
fame- see http://youtu.be/H5-vIczW9Pk We all have
been appraised of the Globy's education-it is inspiring to be sure
It was a nice day in the Burg of Globy so he was sitting on his
porch when a young fella drove up and came up to the porch.
"Sir, I was driving by and noticed you had a lot of milk weed in
your back yard. Would you mind if I went out and got some milk?"
"You don't get milk from milk weed!" the Globy intoned having had
several courses on animal husbandry in college (and getting an "A").
"Oh yes," said the young man. "I have a degree from the University
so I know all about it."
"Well, help yourself," said the Globy. He soon saw the young
man coming back to his car with two buckets full of milk.
The next day the Globy was again sitting on his porch when
the same young man drove up.
"Sir, yesterday when I was getting milk, I noticed you had some
honeysuckle on the fence. I wondered if you would mind if I
got some honey?"
"You don't get honey from honeysuckle!" said the Globy but
agreed to let him try.
Soon the young man came back to his car with two buckets
full of honey.
The next day the same young man drove up to the Globy's house.
"Sir, yesterday when I was getting the honey, I noticed you had
some pussy willow down by your back yard swamp."
The Globy said, "Let me get my shoes and I'll go with you!"
A long drawn out joke that was really not even that funny
Actually honeysuckle is one of the most loved blossoms
for the humming birds and butterflies. It is honey
----------quoting Mother Nature-------
Hummingbirds, butterflies and bees love native honeysuckle. Planting it in
full sun or partial shade and moist soil will encourage the best flowering.
The orange-red, trumpet-shaped flowers appear in clusters amongst the
blue-green leaves, which persist through winter in southern states.
***** This line separates my response from the foregoing ******
Ha Ha Ha
The ever slow witted yet again makes good my words that all you need do is
to just wait and be patient because sooner or later he the ever slow witted
Village Idiot will show us all - as he the ever slow witted Village Idiot
here does again - that he the ever slow witted Village Idiot cannot at all
get his Village Idiot act (such as it is) together! This distinct inability
on the part of the ever slow witted Village Idiot, when all is said and
done, is the very reason of course that he the ever slow witted Village
idiot just must respond to his original Village Idiot post as he the ever
slow witted Village Idiot does right here.
And just look here - this time it took the ever slow witted Village Idiot
only *** short minutes to figure out that he the ever slow witted Village
Idiot didn't at all have his Village Idiot act together!
I just love having the ever slow witted Village Idiot - much like the Old
Fool - make my words come true over and over and over and over again!
Good work, ever slow witted Village Idiot...marvelously good work!
Yet again, ever slow witted Village Idiot...make my words come true yet
[giggle giggle giggle]
And now - for even more fun and laughs - here is the Village Idiot
performing for us his Intellectual coward ploy again to run once more away
from the issue of his responding to his very own original Village Idiot
post, of course with his tail rigid between his legs, back into that deep
dark decoy hole of his under his rock!