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Cities Protecting Statues By Disguising Them As Karl Marx
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(David P.)
2020-06-26 06:21:44 UTC
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Oleg Smirnov
2020-06-26 18:29:01 UTC
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Things, like the rule of law, ethical conduct and
honesty are nothing more than the paper you and
your hero Trump wipe their ass with.
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when he suffers the worst defeat of an incumbent
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Post by (David P.)
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Race And Made In The Image Of God
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